Shit Joke 4 You

[Miss Minx]

2 women on the way back from a night out stop for a wee in a graveyard, when theyve done their business one wipes herself with her underwear n the other one uses a wreath.

 

 

The next night their husbands are chatting in the pub one says "im proper worried about my wife she came home with no knickers on last night"

The other one replies " Thats nothing mine came home with a card stuck in her arse saying thanks and love from all the boys at the station"

 

[Tresh]

You're right, that is shit.

[LTM]

SHIT

 

My turn for a shit joke.

 

A panda is eating at a restuarant, really enjoys his meal. When the Panda finishes the meal the waiter comes up and asks if he enojoyed it. At that cue the Panda stands up, pulls a gun out, shoots the waiter and leaves. "Oh my god" shots the head chef. He runs outside and approaches the Panda in the street.

 

"What the fuck are you doing" Chef says. "You come in my restuarant, have a good meal and then shoot the waiter whilst leaving? What's going on?" Panda replies. "Well that's what Pandas do isn't it?" The chef looks rather bemused. "What do you mean that is what panda do?" Panda replies "Well it is, go and look up panda in the dictionary.

 

So to cut a long story short, after a lot of commotion the head chef heads back home and looks in his dictionary, under Panda he finds the description.

 

'Panda, a black and white member of the bair family that eats shoots and leafs.'

 

AHHAHAHAHA x1million

[Miss Minx]

Well i did warn you lol fcking crappy email circulars lol

 

 

Heard the panda one but still funny

[Shaney_R]

why post it if its shit then

[Bukey]

why post it if its shit then

 

Farmers spread manure.... Maybe Kate's a farmer really?

[Shaney_R]

 

u little shit spreader kate

 

 

[Miss Minx]

I prefer the title gossip queen

 

and its a public msg board shaney ill post what ilike yeah ;oP

[Tresh]

I think you should get an official warning.

 

Any more shit jokes and u banned.

[Miss Minx]

How about a start an abuse campaign on ppl that r shorter than me and get banned for that

[Shaney_R]

I prefer the title gossip queen

 

and its a public msg board shaney ill post what ilike yeah ;oP

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i dont think u got the joke u silly little person

[Tresh]

How about a start an abuse campaign on ppl that r shorter than me and get banned for that

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I don't think there's anyone shorter than you here though, so it would be pretty pointless really.

[fifedjdomo]

i found it funny anyway and the panda one is ok too