Clues - seeing as your all witty as fook

[Miss Minx]

Im doing a treasure hunt for tomorrows fun day at work below are a list of the places where im hiding prizes (its not a normal treasure hunt its like a question an hour and then whoever finds it gets it) So can you write me any cryptic type clues to get to the following places

 

 

In the disabled toilet

 

On the returns table

 

The green key cupboard by the main door

 

The filing cupboard

 

In the bush by the smoking bin

 

The small mini cupboard

 

The recycling bin

 

The Managing Directors office

 

The 1st aid box

 

 

[Chris Hutchinson]

How do you mean by cryptic clues?

 

Do you mean like something referring to them, or something where you gotta spend ages trying to work out what the hell the words mean (no direct relation)??

[Miss Minx]

ANYTHING TO BE HINEST CHRIS ANY SORT OF CLUES THE HARDER THE BETTER THOUGH COS WHAT THEY DNT WIN I GET TOO KEEP

 

SO FAR IVE COME UP WITH

 

DISABLED TOILET - YOUR AWAY FROM YOUR DESK BUT STILL DOING BUSINESS

 

RETURNS TABLE - ITS LIKE A BOOMERANG

 

1ST AID BOX - LIVE 8 WAS 2ND BUT WHAT WAS 1ST AID

[Guest NeoN]

The 1st aid box

 

if you get a splinter you may try here

[Tresh]

The Key Cupboard - open this door to open more doors

[Guest NeoN]

The recycling bin

 

change it into something else

[Miss Minx]

cheers guys any more for any more

[Bukey]

whoever finds it gets it

THE HARDER THE BETTER THOUGH

Bloody hell Kate... You've always got a one track mind! Anyway, here's my suggestions...

In the disabled toilet

Common slang would say that this place for relieving oneself is working.

On the returns table

The Jedi's table?

The filing cupboard

You'd get one of these in a cosmetic nail bar, too.

In the bush by the smoking bin

A bird is worth two ere, that's if nicotene doesn't kill it off.

The small mini cupboard

A cupboard for Tom Thumb.

The recycling bin

You say it's going to be re-used, but you still throw it away.

Edited June 23, 2005 by Bukey

[Miss Minx]

y know me too well BUkey lol umm where are your suggestions . . .

[Bukey]

They're back - was having problems with quotes (too many of them) so chopped the one's I'd got nothing for out... I've got suggestions for all but 3...

[Miss Minx]

wkd cheers babe