damn cat

[Shaney_R]

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one

day by driving him 5 miles from his home and leaving him at the park. As

he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

 

The next day he decided to drive the cat 10 miles away. He put the beast

out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

 

He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would always beat

him home. At last he decided to drive 100 miles away, turn right, then

left, past various bridges, then right again and another right until he

reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat

there.

 

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Is the cat there?"

 

"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

 

"Put the b*****d on the phone, I'm f*****g lost."

[Guest NeoN]

think its a cross with a homing pigeon

[fifedjdomo]

hahahahaha good stuff

 

 

reminded me a little bit of Shameless last night where that guy took his mums dog to the vet to have it muted while she was away on a cruise lol

[Shaney_R]

oh right cool

[LiamStyles]

Have it muted?

 

Like stop it from barking?

[Shaney_R]

i think the vet just turned the volume down abit?

[fifedjdomo]

yeah the dog still barked but it just didnt make any noise lol

[Shaney_R]

[goshow]

[Miss Minx]

You sure u meant muted and not Nuetered??????????

 

 

Funny btw one of ya better ones

[fifedjdomo]

no

MUTED

they killed off the dogs voice!

injection. made its voice box go silent.

thus when it barked it didnt really bark! it had been muted!

 

 

 

 

geez

[Miss Minx]

ahh ok just checking

[fifedjdomo]

sorry if seemed a lil edgy i was also gettin back about shaney's " "

[Miss Minx]

let ya off if its aimed at shaney lol

[fifedjdomo]

lol hehehe!