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Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who

were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had

syphilis,would you recommend that she have an abortion?

 

 

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

 

 

 

 

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here

are the facts about the three candidates.

 

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's

had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

 

 

Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in

college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

 

 

Candidate C.

;He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an

occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates

would be your choice?

 

Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

 

 

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said

YES, you just killed Beethoven.

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My answers to question 1 would be kill the stupid slag. Obviously cant produce normal kids.

 

Question 2...considering that its a German, a Yank and a Brit, the chances of them running against each other in an election would be very very slim, if it was in their on counties though I'd probably vote for the other guy in the running, BUT if they were against each other in an election...the Brit would win every time.

 

Sorry to be so picky.

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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

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shocking answers huh

just goes to show watch out for the wolf in sheeps clothing

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