do u have 1

[Shaney_R]

All Men have One...

I have one !!!

Your husband will have one !!!

Your mother uses your father's one !!!

 

And your auntie uses your uncle's one !!!

A married lady would acquire one !!!

But a divorced lady would lose her one !!!

 

A Pope doesn't use his one !!!

Lee Kuan Yew has a short-short one !!!

Mao Ze Dong had a hairy one !!!

 

Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one !!!

Michael J. Fox has a shorter one !!!

Madonna doesn't have one !!!

 

The Chinese usually have short ones !!!

While the Pakistanis usually have long ones !!!

After your marriage your husband will give you his one !!!

pandi has a long one

Rao has a small one

 

 

Longer or shorter you have to take his one !!!

Are you afraid of taking a L O N G one !?!?!?

Do you want a SHORT one !?!?!?!

How long do you want !?!?!?!

Which one is your preferred one?

Long one or short one

What you are thinking of ? huh?

 

 

 

 

 

Are you sure ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Its your Surname ..,U Dirty Mind !!

[Ginge]

How can you have a hairy surname?

[fifedjdomo]

especially if it's 'Dong'

dong doesnt really evoke the word hairy to me

[Miss Minx]

ID LOVE A BETTER SURNAME SMITHS WANK!!!!

[Guest NeoN]

how about A.N.Othere ?

[Miss Minx]

i want a nice posh double barrel one

[fifedjdomo]

are you sure??? lol

my mates surname is Plumley-Rowe haha

[Miss Minx]

Exactly why i said a NICE one

 

most things go well to dbl up with smith anyway

[Shaney_R]

it wouldnt suit ya though minx

[Miss Minx]

And what makes you say that Mr Rumney

[Shaney_R]

come on its not hard

[Miss Minx]

Well find some porn nsortit out then wank inmy face

[fifedjdomo]

lol what has that got to do with anything!?

[Shaney_R]

wats wat got 2 do with wat when?

[Miss Minx]

Whats you wanking inmy face gotta do with surnames the scoth egg meant

 

Id explain but tbh its self explainatory with the ability to read and a brain cell or 2