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[Spunkmonkey]

here is the glasgow ned's guide to the alphabet. just click each letter to get a drift of what the glasgow ned would sound like

im sure that's been slowed down a little

 

they (including me when i lived there) used to/do speak a lot faster than that

[Spunkmonkey]

its the people who change there accent to suit whoever there talkin to that do my head in

What about the ones that change their accent to suit the area they're in, or the type of accent the people they are speaking to (locals or otherwise ) have?

 

like meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee although its not entirely purposely done ...I seem to natural change/adapt me accent (yes, even mid sentance on occasions ), especially if its a very strong, broad accent

[fifedjdomo]

yeah its funny how that happens eh

[Claire DC]

I HATE rude boy/chav/common voices, accents and words when people are just too thick/lazy or common to talk properly. I can't fucking stand it.

 

I also hate listening to/trying to communicate with foreigners living in this country or on the phone in a call centre in banglafuckingdesh or somewhere equally as hard to understand.. they have no grasp of the English language or what you are trying to say to them. If you're going to come and live in this country then fucking learn proper English you twats and to companies, if you're going to be cheapskates and have your call centres abroad then fucking pay for some proper English classes for your employees.

 

Fucking cunts.. everyone, oooh it makes me mad.

[Miss Minx]

Totally agree about the call centre thing theyre a fcking nightmare they blatently have scripts to read from, they dont understand a word ask the same questions over and over and are just blatent fcking retards!

 

Cant stand foreiners ringing us aswell the majority of them are rude, incoherant and thick!!

 

I have to agree with your comment that if your going to move to another county you should have the decency to learn the language, i fully intend to try and learn a bit of spanish for next year for nothing more really than to make my life easier over there.

[Claire DC]

Exactly, it's just common decency.. although at least in spain with English a lot of them know it.. not like fucking indian or something over here.

[Miss Minx]

Another thing is asians who purposely talk to each other in their own language and you can just tell theyre slagging you off the old women are the worst for this!! Makes me want to kick them all of them

[fifedjdomo]

lol "smack smack smack u dirty bitches!" hahaha

[Claire DC]

Another thing is asians who purposely talk to each other in their own language and you can just tell theyre slagging you off the old women are the worst for this!! Makes me want to kick them all of them

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God yes, i fucking hate that.. it's SO ignnorant. If you come to live in this country then you fucking speak the language at ALL times in public, it's so rude. I swear next time it happens i'm gonna paint my face brown and kick the living shit out of them.. obviously the paint will stop it being considered racially motivated lol.

[Miss Minx]

haha i think bigmanb has some paint spare ill grab it and join you for a team kicking ;oP It just winds me up had a guy on the phone earlier and he couldnt speak a word of english and was getting ratty because I couldnt understand HIM, this countries in a right state of affairs its a bloody free for all

[Claire DC]

Completely agree with that, you should have told him to fuck off and come back when he has the decency to speak and understand English seeing as this is the country he's chosen to live in. Fucking cunt.

 

Hahaha @ ben when he painted himself though.

[Miss Minx]

Ben looked awesome bless him, hell be hillarious on the DVD trying to sell sly and someone else as his ho's lol

 

 

[Claire DC]

Haha i'll bet.