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AND MAKES YOU FEEL SEASICK THATS WHEN YOU KNOW UVE OVERDONE THE VODKA LMAO

 

Have vague memories of falling off my chair been told i fell asleep for an hour in the garden woke up n was like fcuk my drink wheres my vodka lol and then fell off a podium in time n envy - fcking cheesy as fook trance lol

 

anyway cant sleep want bacon sarnie mmmmmmm

 

What everyone else get up 2

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went to a bbq, and got a few beers into me!

 

couldnt sleep for most of the night as it wasa red hot!

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Yeah it was nice warm yesterday. Bryns making me bacon chops on the bbq atm lol bless him i lke this being waited on lark

 

 

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why is it that blokes get really territorial when it comes to cooking on the bbq?

 

 

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We had this discussion the other day on here i think! I really dnt care y if it means i dont have to cook myself but i think its something to do with the me tarzan u jane get food cook on fire bollox

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Dunno whether to do the hair of the dog thing n have another vodka just noticed the amount of it that people seem to have left be rude to leave it undranki think

 

its well sunny out too todays gna be lush

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get on it i say kate, get that vodka into you, once you've finished it, use the bottle for vaginal stimulation!

 

i think you could be onto a winner there!

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Thanx for the idea Bushy but ill stick to drinking it for now ;oP

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thats what i said, drink it first then when the bottles empty get it INTO you! lol

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Minx - can you ever see what's on the bbq or does someone have to hold you up to make your choice?

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Thats my fave comment of the morning well done Tresh

 

 

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it is a very nice day

i need to go get changed n get my ass off the pc here n go out. too good to miss

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