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LATEST NEWS: George Bush - Pro mountain biker!!!!


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Well, I've just returned from working at the G8 summit at Gleneagles in Scotland and cannot believe that this news has not got out yet.

 

Basically, last Wednesday George Bush was at the G8 Summit and after the morning meeting he decided, that becaus eit was such an awesome day, and he wanted to see one of the greatest golf courses in the world, he would go for a bike ride around the course and grounds. He was also accompanied by several special forces bodyguards, also on push hogs.

 

Now at the G8 there was an outer fence, as seen on TV, and an inner guard. The inner guard consisted of 2 uniformed Police and 2 Armed Police officers placed at various points every 50 yards or so around the grounds of the Gleneagles complex.

 

As George Bush is cycling around, taking in the sights, he is not quite looking where he is going and deviates slightly from his chosen path of travell and colides with the kirb edging of the pavement. The result being that Bush becomes a fully fledged member of the "over the bars" club. Straight up the kirb and collides with an innocent copper standing at his sentry point. The copper gets trapped against the wall and recieves a broken ankle as a reward.

 

Dozens of special forces guys surroung Bush and whip him back inside the complex quick sharpish before the hundreds of tabloid photographers get eye shot of him laid sparco on the deck, entwined in wall, bike and injured Police officer.

 

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Where there's a blame, there's a claim.

"I was run over by George Bush and claims direct helped me win £30,000 in compensation"

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It did get out dude, I heard it over weekend. Supposedly he was fine and the officer was too.

 

At the end of the day any of us can have an accident. Amusing though.

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Where there's a blame, there's a claim.

"I was run over by George Bush and claims direct helped me win £30,000 in compensation"

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Lmao anyone falling over is funny to me id have howled had i seen this in the flesh

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