A typical evenings BBQ

[Dawn]

It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers

to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

 

1) The woman buys the food.

2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.

3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along

with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man

who is lounging beside the grill -- beer in hand. Here comes the

important part .

 

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

 

More routine....

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He

thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with

the situation. Important again

 

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

 

More routine.....

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,

sauces, and brings them to the table.

9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And

most of all

10) Everyone PRAISES the man and THANKS him for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon

seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing

some women............

[Bushy]

how it should be!

[fifedjdomo]

aww haha thats shockin

well it aint like this in our house, me n tim help with all the plates and takin the meat back to the table and remindin me mam that the meat is burnin and stuff like that, but she still prepares the salad and other foods and cooks it herself, then me n tim tidy up after...

[Guest NeoN]

its a male thing to cook on bbq's

[Claire DC]

HAhaha so true.