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Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks. Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water.

 

"Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender.

 

The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea!"

 

 

Minx
n. A girl who really likes sex, usually the kinky kind.

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