Condoms

[Shaney_R]

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag line....

Sainsbury condoms - Making life taste better.

Tesco condoms - Every little helps.

Nike condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC condoms - Finger licking good.

Minstrels condoms - Melt in your mouth, not your hands.

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - Because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Ever ready condoms - Keeps going and going.

Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.

Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper.

Goodyear condoms - For a longer ride go wide.

FCUK condoms - No comment required.

Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Halfords condoms - We go the extra mile.

Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.

Renault condoms - Size really does matter.

Ronseal condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin.

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - Its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes.

Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim (please).

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.

Carlsberg condoms - Probably the best condoms in the world.

AA condoms - For the 4th emergency service.

Pepperami condoms - Its a bit of an animal.

Polo condoms - The condom with the hole.

[Guest NeoN]

 

 

 

Sainsbury condoms - Making life taste better --- Jodie uses that cos she works there

[fifedjdomo]

[RaverBaby69]

Minstrels condoms - Melt in your mouth, not your hands.

 

Abbey National condoms - Because life is complicated enough.

 

LOL!!!

[Clubbing Si]

Well worth a bump 😂😂

[Claire DC]

Subway condoms - 6 inch, or footlong? 

 

[Maria]

Toblerone - ribbed for extra pleasure, has always been my favourite one liner.

[Clubbing Si]

Haha I don’t even know what they are 😁🧐

[Maria]

Awwww lol