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It's no surprise that you're a nocturnal creature whose best hours are after the sun goes down (at least that's how it'd be if you were still roaming wild in the jungle). Because so much of your time is spent out and about in the evenings, popping from place to place, your social life is unparalleled in the monkey kingdom. You may feel a little shy sometimes, but it doesn't take long for you to meet people and become part of whatever group you find yourself in. You have great physical ability that you showcase best when you're feeling particularly playful. In addition to your overriding sense of fun that travels with you wherever you go, you might also have a sense of purpose as a strong environmentalist. Your brothers in the wild tend to support forestry regeneration efforts and have even been known to plant a tree or two on their own. When it comes to affection, you tend to be attracted to other lemur types and sometimes baboons — as you are both frequently at the centre of social situations.

 

 

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liam, stop monkeying around! You're a Chimpanzee!

 

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my browser doesnt accept cookies apparently so ill tell ya when im at home

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Im a gibbon

Whether you're standing up in front of family and friends, or as the humble but confident orator in front of your company's executives, your voice and personality exude friendliness and warmth. A devoted partner, when you're in the right relationship, you can't imagine why others might stray from their one and onlys. Still, that doesn't mean you aren't flirtatious — a trait revealed in part by your need to perform — whenever you can. Perhaps it's your drive to be "on" all the time that encourages your natural disposition (in the wild kingdom anyway) for fruits and vegetables. But that's not to say in the real world you don't enjoy a good neighbourhood barbeque where you and your brood can slaughter the chicken, lemon tart, and good company. You tend to be family-focused and expressive emotionally. It wouldn't surprise us, actually, if you were the sort to lead a car full of friends or family in song as you head off over the river and through the woods. You are frequently attracted to other gibbons like you, and find the best match with someone whose life is similarly full of happiness and warmth.

 

 

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Kate, stop monkeying around! You're a Baboon!

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No party is complete without you! Your extreme confidence means you are never without admirers, though sometimes it might be misinterpreted as cockiness by those who don't know you as well. But once people get to know you, they'll realise that much of your allure comes from the inside — that's where you keep that charm and grace that endear you to all you meet. You are probably not a good poker player because your expressive face reveals whatever emotion is coursing through your primate brain at any given moment.

 

Because you're so often at the heart of impish trouble, people may be surprised to learn that you can frequently be introspective and self-analysing, and that you are sometimes prone to internalising stress. But your partners will be extremely happy to hear that your skills between the sheets are unparalleled and self-assured in the monkey kingdom. But then, what would you expect from a baboon who's not afraid to show off their bum in public?

 

 

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Andrew, stop monkeying around! You're a Lemur!

 

It's no surprise that you're a nocturnal creature whose best hours are after the sun goes down (at least that's how it'd be if you were still roaming wild in the jungle). Because so much of your time is spent out and about in the evenings, popping from place to place, your social life is unparalleled in the monkey kingdom. You may feel a little shy sometimes, but it doesn't take long for you to meet people and become part of whatever group you find yourself in. You have great physical ability that you showcase best when you're feeling particularly playful. In addition to your overriding sense of fun that travels with you wherever you go, you might also have a sense of purpose as a strong environmentalist. Your brothers in the wild tend to support forestry regeneration efforts and have even been known to plant a tree or two on their own. When it comes to affection, you tend to be attracted to other lemur types and sometimes baboons — as you are both frequently at the centre of social situations.

 

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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Wot a load of crap.

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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