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Shaney_R

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I may be short.

 

But how's your sex life?

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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Still sex for one then.

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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Yes and its great ;o)

 

 

(you make me sound like the tv dinner shopper walking round sainsburys with one chicken breast, one portion of this one portion of that lol)

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n. A girl who really likes sex, usually the kinky kind.

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I may be short.

 

But how's your sex life?

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that made me giggle ... nothing personal though Kate lol.gif

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Reading that back maybe it could have been phrased differently. rolleyes.gif

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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deary me lol. youre both short, and we're all taller than you. ha ha ha.

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Yes, but what we lack in height you lack in cultural identity. tongue.gif

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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No you're Scottish.

 

British was just invented to make the Jocks and Taffs feel better about themselves. Obviously worked in your case.

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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i dont see the point. fuck you. whats the point in sayin im english if youre gonna go and say no youre not. so i said im british to relieve you from the burden of thinking i have a cultural identity crisis. i know who i am, and i have a few ideas of what you are...

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