FAO: Dooby

[Tresh]

Where u been dude?

 

Good to see ya!!!

[DoObY]

I've been on a bit of a sebtestiscle mate.

 

I've had enough of being a boring gimp now tho, so I'm back with a vengance, coming soon to a dancefloor near you

 

 

[Tresh]

Woohoo

 

Dooby Strikes Back.

 

Almost like a film.

[DoObY]

Yeah, almost. I contacted George Lucas to see if he wanted to film my monumental return, but he wanted exclusive merchandising rights and I was having none of it.

[Tresh]

What a money grabbing bastard.

 

You could have had lightbabres and the lot. Altho it could be a bit dangerous in a packed club.

[DoObY]

I was going to substitute glo stix, purely for the safety factor, then use some creative perspective, and clever camera tricks to make them look like full length sabers

[Tresh]

and then Lucas snatched it away - would have been one hell of a film.

 

I reckon the lightsabre thing, kill off half the weirdos in clubland. They're all drugged up losers anyway.

[DoObY]

I'm gonna hire me a lackey with a camera to follow me around and record my exploits.

 

I think I may have to go with the full size lightsabres... They thrum and crackle and you feel like a plank if you're making the noises yourself... I know from experience

Edited August 16, 2005 by DoObY

[Tresh]

Yea, we wouldn't want to look silly now.

 

Have u finished the casting yet?

[DoObY]

Casting is all done. It'll star me, and whoever else is there at the time. It's gonna be like a "This is Spinal Tap" style mockumentary crossed with "Human Traffic"

[Guest]

doooooooby welcome back u legand

 

still cant get over my front room and u and james after global 03

[DoObY]

Cheers Dani!

 

I didn't realised I'd achieved legendary status. How cool is that?

 

I can clearly remember sitting cross legged on the floor in your front room, attempting to skin up in a bright yellow frisbee! I don't remember much else tho

[Miss Minx]

Dooby can i audition i think i need a part in this said comeback

[Tresh]

You're too small.

[DoObY]

Dooby can i audition i think i need a part in this said comeback

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Do you have a massive capacity for battered silliness? If you do, you're in!!