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Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

 

a) Innovative

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c) Proliferation

d) Cinnamon

 

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

 

a) Specificity

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c) Passive-aggressive disorder

d) Transubstantiate

 

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

 

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.

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c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.

d) No kebab for me, thank you.

e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

f) I'm not interested in fighting you.

g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.

h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.

i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

 

 

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hahahhahahahaha

 

have u modelled the last lot on drinking sessions with me ;op

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What about terminological inexactitude?

 

A prize ti the first person that tells me what it means.

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a fair amount of folk cant pronounce that at first glance when theyre NOT drunk lol

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Tresh my best guess its a funny lie?

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I'm very impressed Minx, doesn't have to be a funny lie necessarily.

 

How u find that one out?

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I asked Simon the man of all knowledge @ Haac lol he knows everything

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That jar of Tresh goo I never put on ebay.

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I think I should, but what category should I put it under. I've never sold anything on ebay before, I'm just a purchaser.

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I think theres an "everything else" category for random stuff like that

 

or you could put it in health and beauty under moisturisers

 

Go for it your 1st ebay sale ;o)

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