10 WAYS TO TELL A GUY HIS FLIES ARE DOWN

[Miss Minx]

1. The cucumber has left the salad.

 

2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

 

3. Your soldier aint so unknown now.

 

4. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

 

5. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building

 

6. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

 

7. Youve got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".

 

8. Youve got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

 

9. Im talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

 

10. Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis

[Phil rr]

and "flying low"

[Miss Minx]

I hate telling boys that they're flying low but i always seem to notice when they are

[Tresh]

Can't imagine whay that is

[Miss Minx]

Cos im crotch height ;oP