Being a Lawyer

[fifedjdomo]

There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked a guy how to get a date.

 

The guy said, "It's simple. I just say that I'm a lawyer."

 

So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said no, he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning.

 

She said, "Oh! You're a lawyer?"

 

He said, "Why, yes I am!"

 

So they went to his place. When they were in bed making love, the guy started to laugh to himself.

 

When she asked what was so funny, he answered, "Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone!"

[Ginge]

Hmm...think I might give that a go myself.

[Tresh]

At least I'd be telling the truth.

Edited August 31, 2005 by Tresh

[Ginge]

Dont think me saying I'm a casino manager would have quite the same effect.

[fifedjdomo]

lol ginge

[Ginge]

I am though...I really am one of the managers at a casino.

 

I'll try it one day.

[Miss Minx]

Can u teach me to play blackjack if i ever meet u

[Ginge]

Yeah, no problem. Unfortunately I cant tell you how not to lose though....apart from not gambling.

[Miss Minx]

no i just wanna know how to play

 

i can play poker (badly)

[fifedjdomo]

och blackjack is easy peasy lemon squeasy!!

its that make 21 game - u MUST have played it and i cant believe it if u havent

[Miss Minx]

oh is it? i can do that

[fifedjdomo]

lol of course you can

[Miss Minx]

ACE THANX DOM

[fifedjdomo]

ur very welcome dear

that'll be £10.36