3 dogs

[Shaney_R]

Three Labrador retrievers -- a brown, yellow, and

black -- are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's

office when they strike up a conversation.

 

The black lab turns to the brown and says, "So why are

you here?" The brown lab replies, "I'm a pisser. I

piss on everything - the sofa, the drapes, the cat,

and the kids. But the final straw was last night, when

I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

 

The black lab says, "So what is the vet going to do?"

 

"Gonna give me Prozac," came the reply from the brown

lab. "All the vets are prescribing it. It works for

everything."

 

The black lab then turns to the yellow lab and asks,

'Why are you here?' The yellow lab says, "I'm a

digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and

>trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm

inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line

last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's

couch."

 

"So what are they going to do to you?", the black lab

inquired.

 

"Looks like Prozac for me too," the dejected yellow

lab said.

 

The yellow lab then turns to the black lab and asks

what he's at the vet's office for.

 

"I'm a humper," the black lab says. "I'll hump

anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire

hydrants, whatever. I want to hump everything I see.

Yesterday, my owner had just gotten out of the shower

and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just

couldn't help myself, I hopped on her back

and started humping away."

 

The yellow and brown labs exchange a sad glance and

say, "So, Prozac for you too, huh?"

 

The black lab says, "No, I'm here to get my nails

clipped."

 

[Miss Minx]

hahahaha

 

 

My mums had this statue thing of a man n woman in the back garden and i looked out the window the other night n the dog was pissing on its head

[Guest NeoN]

dirty dog

[Miss Minx]

hes my doggy of course hes a dirty doggy lol hes queer as fuck aswell he likes humping men

[DoObY]

hes my doggy of course hes a dirty doggy lol hes queer as fuck aswell he likes humping men

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Do you find he particularly likes humping mens knees? My dad's dog is a bit like that... I think she's a little confused about her orientation cos she cocks her leg when she pees just like a male dog.

[Miss Minx]

AWW BLESS HER

 

HES A HUGE DOG SO HE JUST JUMPS UP N PINS MEN UP WALLS N HUMPS EM HES NEARLY 6 FOOT ON HIS BACK LEGS LOL

[DoObY]

Damn, that is a big dog!! I guess most guys just let him finish huh? I don't s'pose they really have that much choice in the matter do they? lol

[Miss Minx]

Ive managed to stop laughing so much now so i throw him off lol hes getting smart though now hes quiet n well behaved around them until theyre comfy n then he pounces lol

[DoObY]

The devious bugger!!

[fifedjdomo]

lmao hehehehe that dog is shaney

[Shaney_R]

thats me, im 1 mutha fucking dawg!!!!!!!!!

[Miss Minx]

a diiirty dawg at that ;oP

[fifedjdomo]

and you would know????

[Miss Minx]

Bushy told me

[fifedjdomo]

haha it wod be bushy