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[DoObY]

Some enterprising students have come up with an outrageously enterprising may of making cash

 

Dunno how popular their product will be though

 

check it out

 

 

 

Unusual ebay item

 

 

 

 

[Miss Minx]

ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH *MINX RUNS SCREAMING FROM HER PC SCREEN* JESUS CHRIST IVE SEEN SMALLER COCKS THAN THAT BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!

[DoObY]

ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH *MINX RUNS SCREAMING FROM HER PC SCREEN*  JESUS CHRIST IVE SEEN SMALLER COCKS THAN THAT BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!

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Really?

 

 

Wow!!! No way!!

 

You must have seen some tiny little peckers if you've seen ones smaller than that!! I didn't know they made them that small!!!

[goshow]

Thats one big fuck off spider!

[Miss Minx]

Dooby yes they do lmao there are some rather unfortunate men out there ;oP

 

 

There was one in ours the other day n i was on the loo on the phone and it was running in front of the door so i couldnt get out and i had to cower on the loo prize the door open at arms length jump it screaming at top of my voice til someone killed it!!! Traumatic i slept downstairs on the sofa as where theres one theres usually another and i wasnt risking getting crawled on

[DoObY]

Dooby yes they do lmao there are some rather unfortunate men out there ;oP

 

 

There was one in ours the other day n i was on the loo on the phone and it was running in front of the door so i couldnt get out and i had to cower on the loo prize the door open at arms length jump it screaming at top of my voice til someone killed it!!! Traumatic i slept downstairs on the sofa as where theres one theres usually another and i wasnt risking getting crawled on

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The poor buggers!! When a fella's nob is that small how does he hold it to aim when he pees?

 

There's usually another? Are spiders working in pairs and small strike teams now? God help us if they all start working together!!

 

Spiders don't really scare me, but I can't sleep in a room if I know there's a spider in there ever since I read a story about one laying it's eggs in someones ear... Just thinking about it makes me want to boff

Edited September 7, 2005 by DoObY

[Miss Minx]

I dont know babe ive never seen a small one try and do anything, basically my mate pulled this guy and took a picture of it cos it was such a wee willy winkie lmao poor chappy theres really wierd thin ones out there aswell

 

 

Apparently someone told me that when house spiders are out its because theyre looking to mate so theres usually 2 together especially the bigger ones!! Ive seen groups of em though marching round in camo gear chanting as they go lol

 

I just dont like the way they move im ok if they stay still i can kill em then but if they start running round thats it im cowering on a chair screaming lol

[DoObY]

I dont know babe ive never seen a small one try and do anything, basically my mate pulled this guy and took a picture of it cos it was such a wee willy winkie lmao poor chappy theres really wierd thin ones out there aswell

 

 

Apparently someone told me that when house spiders are out its because theyre looking to mate so theres usually 2 together especially the bigger ones!!  Ive seen groups of em though marching round in camo gear chanting as they go lol

 

I just dont like the way they move im ok if they stay still i can kill em then but if they start running round thats it im cowering on a chair screaming lol

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marching in camo and chanting?

 

 

Noooo!!!! This is dreadful!! They're organising!!! Before we know it they'll run amok and take over the world!!!

 

 

You'll have to learn to dispatch moving spiders from the top of your chair if you're ever going to survive the imminent spider invasion

 

[Miss Minx]

Theyre being recruited all over the UK theyre in training camps as we speak learning the newest technoligcal crawling methods

 

We're doomed we're all doomed run run run for your lives

[DoObY]

Theyre being recruited all over the UK theyre in training camps as we speak learning the newest technoligcal crawling methods

 

We're doomed we're all doomed run run run for your lives

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Next thing you know they'll be genetically engineering supa-spiders. Imagine that!! Spiders that are completely resistant to rolled up magazines and newspapers!!

 

Then we'd be proper fucked!!

[Miss Minx]

hairspray and a lighter will have to be resorted

[DoObY]

hairspray and a lighter will have to be resorted

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Ahh, so you're an experienced spider slayer. I may need your help to train the others...

[fifedjdomo]

lmao poor little bugger

[Miss Minx]

We'll call a meeting and arrange something

 

My knowledge will be passed on and hey theyre a practical alternative to work

[DoObY]

That sounds like a plan! Swap some ideas about the most efficiant way

 

Work? Forget work! That won't matter when the arachnids are striving for global domination