Kate Moss gets a new contract

[Bushy]

[Scream]

it's funny because it's true.

[Guest]

Did you know she is a Ket Head aswell ?

 

GWAN KATE !

[Ginge]

Do you think its just coincidence that Kate is an anagram of Keta?

[Guest]

 

I read in the paper yesterday she likes a bit of CK. Also gave a tip on how to prepare and serve it.

[Ginge]

Hows that then?

 

Dried slowly over a few days then lovingly folded into some gloucose and baked on gas mark 3 for 15 minutes?

 

Or finely chopped, spread evenly and then take quickly before some bastard sneezes?

[Guest]

Heat up the Oven / Grill, put in a plate so it warms up nicely, take it out, pour it on, and the heat of the plate cuts it up nice and fluffy.

 

You didn't hear it form me though, ok !

 

(I think it's time to make proper use of my Oven ! Joke BTW you lurkers, you !)

[Ginge]

Why not just mix it in with some icing sugar and sprinkle it over some Mr. Kipling cakes?

[Guest]

Why don't you ask her ?

[Ginge]

I'm WAY out of her league, I wouldn't waste my time and I wouldn't know which of her dodgy eyes to look at anyway.

[Guest]

[Ginge]

I cant understand how people can say shes got a nice looking face when she's got one eye that looks at you and one that seems to want to look at her right ear.

 

 

[fifedjdomo]

lol i think shes a minger

[Phil rr]

she's bloody gross she is.

 

yuk.

 

srsly.

[fifedjdomo]

hear hear