I think I'm deaf in 1 ear

[Ginge]

Bloody Dirty Sanchez, me and a mate were watching it on DVD yesterday and decided to buy some mouse traps. That wasnt that bad but then, after a few more drinks we decided to have a game of slaps. first 4 were ok, hurt a bit, made our faces red and warm but then he caught me round the ear, since then I've had trouble hearing.

 

If its not better by the time I finish work tonight, think I might pop down to A&E.

 

I shouldnt watch those kinds of programmes, they are a bad influence on me.

[Guest]

Still deaf ? lol

 

I can't WAIT to see you bitches ! ! !

[Ginge]

Still not right, I'll see what its like tomorrow then I might have to go see Mr. Doctor at the hospital. It feels like I got a load of water in my ear, everything is muffled.

 

Cant wait to see you babe. Tiz gonna be MENTAL MENTAL, CHICKEN ORIENTAL.

[Guest]

You've not bust your ear drum have yew ?

 

Can't wait to see ya either - it's going to be FULLY GOING OFF

[Ginge]

Well, if I burst my ear drum I'm sure I wouldnt be able to walk properly due to loss of balance. Even if I am deaf permanently, it dont bother me, I still got a perfectly good other ear.

 

Only 6 weeks, 5 days to go.

[Guest]

[Guest]

Actually, that ALSO means Only 6 weeks, 5 days to go for THE BIG STEAK CHALLENGE !

[Ginge]

You still up for that then? I think you'll back down when you see how how BIG the meat is.

[Guest]

Hey, I have got alot of Stamina - you'll see just how much !

[Ginge]

OK, I STILL accept your challenge. I wont eat for 3 days before hand so good luck

[Guest]

Whatever Ginge - I'm a winner !

[Ginge]

I'll believe that when I see it.

[Guest]

Good - you will be impressed !

[Ginge]

So is it just a challenge or is it a race as well? First to finish...first to throw up.

 

I can honestly say you will win one of those, I will win the other.

[Guest]

No I'm not doing the throwing up thing thanks !