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Ginge

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Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in

the hell have you been?"

 

He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

 

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

 

"I got a £50 note on my privates," he said proudly.

 

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in

disdain.

 

"Why on earth would a businessman get a £50 note tattooed

on his privates?"

 

"Well, firstly, I like to watch my money grow, secondly once in a while I like to play with my money, thirdly I like how money feels in my hand and finally, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow fifty quid anytime you want."

 

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