a man walks into....................

[Shaney_R]

>>> > > > A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking

>>> >it, he

>>> >

>>> > > >looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer. After

>>> >drinking that

>>> >

>>> > > >one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another

>>> >beer. This

>>> >

>>> > > >happens about another seven times before the bartender asks

>>> >him, "Why do

>>> >

>>> > > >you keep looking in your pocket?" The man replies, "I have a

>>> >picture of

>>> >

>>> > > >my wife in there. When she looks good enough, I'll go home."

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