FAO Southern Scousers!

[Carl Nicholson]

Liverpool launch own TV station

> >

> > First day schedule

> >

> > 8:00-9:00 Scrapheap Challenge

> > Two teams of contestants try to assemble a decent football team from the

>

> > Liverpool squad.

> >

> > 9:00-11:00 Film: As Good As It Gets

> > Liverpool qualify for the UEFA Cup.

> >

> > 11:00 - 12:00 Faking It

> > Gerard Houllier pretends to be a football manager but will he fool

> > anyone??

> >

> > 12:00 - 13:00 How do they do that?

> > Stories behind the most unbelievable events and occurrences. This weeks

> > programme concentrates on Emile Heskey. How does he keep getting picked

> > for the England team? How comes a guy built like a "Brick Sh**house"

> > spends more time on his back then Jordan does? The most unbelievable e

> > story is HOW THE FU** did he manage to score an overhead kick against

> > Birmingham? Was it

> > meant to be a pass? Find out.......

> >

> > 14:00 - 15:00 The Weakest Link

> > Anne Robinson hosts this popular quiz programme. Tonights special

> > contestants are the entire Liverpool midfield.

> >

> > 15:00 - 16:00 Holby City

> > This weeks episode: "Hypochondriac". Michael Owen is admitted for

> another

> > hamstring injury sustained playing pool/golf with his mates, but

> > discharges himself immediately when he realises he's forgotten his Teddy

> > Bear.

> >

> > 16:00 - 18:00 Film: End of Days

> > Liverpool's realisation that a once great European footballing force now

> > target the Worthless Cup as their only hope of silverware (besides

> nicking

> >

> > hubcaps). Hubcaps it is then......

> >

> > 18:00 - 19:00 Film '04

> > Jonathan Ross reviews all the latest blockbuster movies. This week he

> > reviews Bend It Like Big Nose, El Hadj Diouf and the 40000 Thieves.

> >

> > 19:00 - 20:00 Whose Line is it Anyway?

> > Ex-Liverpool player and Anfield favourite Robbie Fowler discusses drug

> > etiquette at parties and reflects on how Manchester "skag" isn't as good

> > as that from Liverpool.

> >

> > 20:00 - 22:00 Newsnight Special

> > Incredible footage taken by the Americans, shot last Saturday, watched

> by

> > the nation. A dazed, dishevelled and clearly bewildered leader being led

> > from his temporary shelter. The slow realisation that the mighty empire

> he

> > thought he ruled had esembled, and that the game was finally up. Finally

>

> > knowing that, instead of being loved, he was hated by his own people and

> > laughed at by everyone else........... and Phil Thompson next to him in

> > the dugout didn't look much better.

> >

> > 22:00 - 22:04 Attacking Highlights

> > All Liverpools attacking highlights from the first half of the Season

 

[Guest FredTheBaddie]

This is a football joke is it ?

[Carl Nicholson]

QUOTE (FredTheBaddie @ Feb 27 2004, 14:14)

This is a football joke is it ?

Well Liverpool football club is a joke, isnt it???

[Guest saffysue]

Ive never met you but I will happily pound you into the ground!!

[Carl Nicholson]

QUOTE (saffysue @ Feb 27 2004, 15:04)

Ive never met you but I will happily pound you into the ground!!

Now your talkin my language baby! Nuthin like a gud pounding!

[Crill]

Haha, nice one Carl. Kopite gobshites.

[Ginge]

Football sucks

[Daredevil Tony]

Liverpool FC

[Tresh]

All true Scousers are Liverpool fans aren't they tho?

[Guest saffysue]

QUOTE (Crill @ Feb 27 2004, 15:16)

Haha, nice one Carl. Kopite gobshites.

Someone's not gettin laid for a while!!!

[Carl Nicholson]

QUOTE (saffysue @ Mar 5 2004, 12:34)

QUOTE (Crill @ Feb 27 2004, 15:16) Haha, nice one Carl. Kopite gobshites. Someone's not gettin laid for a while!!!

[Guest saffysue]

QUOTE (carl nicholson @ Mar 5 2004, 12:38)

QUOTE (saffysue @ Mar 5 2004, 12:34) QUOTE (Crill @ Feb 27 2004, 15:16) Haha, nice one Carl. Kopite gobshites. Someone's not gettin laid for a while!!! That doesn't mean I'm gonna sleep with you either tho!!!