Lord or Reverend

[Lizard]

Perhaps a little background info is in order here...I spend *far* too much time in work fannying around on the web (Woo!) and as a result of this tend to come across lots of little oddities that keep me amused...last year I had myself ordained as a reverend in my own church (took less than 2 minutes!) and i'm legally entitled to perform weddings, baptisms, christenings etc (great fun down the pub...i'm not a big stickler for ceremony so impromptu pissed marriages between friends are commonplace...yay!)...and i've just got the papers through for my latest pointless little endeavour...becoming a lord (mmmmmm elitist!)...no reason really, I just fancied the idea of being a lord, besides I'll bet it really pisses off the hereditary peers when scum like me buys a title! Mwahahahahaahahahahaaaa! *ahem*

 

Anyhoo, what order do the titles go in? opinions?

[paula]

do u need too get out more?

[Lizard]

QUOTE (paula @ Feb 27 2004, 13:19)

do u need too get out more?

I get out quite enough thanks...unless anyone wants to offer me a job where I can 'get out more' during the working week...that'd be wackid

[paula]

well if u manage too find one, can u see if theres two jobs?

[Lizard]

Of course

[paula]

so kind off u

[Lizard]

Well what kind of gentleman would I be if I were to ignore such a polite request...see, these are the kinds of things you have to think about when you're a lord...it's not all...erm...does anyone know what lords actually do?

[paula]

lmfao, shouldnt u know that already?

 

id stick too what u know best

[Lizard]

QUOTE (paula @ Feb 27 2004, 13:51)

lmfao, shouldnt u know that already? id stick too what u know best

Fannying round on the web then? eeeeeeexcellent

[Guest FredTheBaddie]

How about bellend ?

 

[Lizard]

QUOTE (FredTheBaddie @ Feb 27 2004, 14:55)

How about bellend ?

Nah people already call me that

[Guest Shenlong]

it should be the second option, Reverend and then Lord.

[Lizard]

QUOTE (Shenlong @ Feb 27 2004, 15:18)

it should be the second option, Reverend and then Lord.

I'm favouring that one at the moment...makes me sound very righteous...I like that

[Guest Shenlong]

nah i just looked up on google and all the people who are reverend and lords have it that way round!

[Lizard]

QUOTE (Shenlong @ Feb 27 2004, 15:25)

nah i just looked up on google and all the people who are reverend and lords have it that way round!

Blimey! Research!...I never thought of that...well done