jokes Voted the dirtiest joke of 2005

[Ginge]

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and

they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

 

The little girl says "Mommy what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then

quickly replies "Ummm..... they are making cakes."

 

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex.

Again she asks her mother "What are they doing?" And her mother replies with

the same response, "They are making cakes."

 

The next day the girl says to her mother "Mommy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the living room last night, eh?" Shocked, the Mother says, "How do you know?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Wait for it.............)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."

[fifedjdomo]

Naaaawwwwwwww seeyak

[dannyoldham]

i got one 4 ya

 

What do you call a brunette standing on her head?

[Ginge]

Thats not funny.

[fifedjdomo]

What do you call a brunette standing on her head?

205110[/snapback]

 

 

a dafty

[BenRW]

not dirty but sick, very sick:

 

what is red, slimy and climbs up your leg???

 

 

 

 

(I've got in trouble before for telling this one so apologies in advance)

[fifedjdomo]

ginge

 

 

ok ok i dunno, what does???

[BenRW]

a homesick abortion

 

 

so very wrong and i'm sorry

[fifedjdomo]

bad benrostwood... tututut lol

[Ginge]

Why would a home sick abortion climb up MY leg???

[fifedjdomo]

no i meant you as the red thing climbing legs

[Ginge]

no i meant you as the red thing climbing legs

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I know that, I wasnt questioning you mate. Its just that the original question was...

 

what is red, slimy and climbs up your leg???

 

 

a homesick abortion

 

 

And I said "Why would a home sick abortion climb up MY leg?"

 

...plus, first time I heard that "joke" it was a home sick period, not an abortion.

[fifedjdomo]

oh rite ok then, sorted out..

 

 

man thats just as sick lol

[Phil rr]

dirrty.