a christmas story

[Shaney_R]

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.

He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.

Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.

I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

 

I've busted my ass for damn near a year,

Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?

The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.

The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

 

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.

Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.

And just when I thought that things would get better

Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,

They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny

Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

 

And the kids these days--they all are the pits

They want the impossible--Those mean little shits

I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds

Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads

I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,

 They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!

 

Flying through the air...dodging the trees

Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees

I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment

I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

 

There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,

I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season

 

[fifedjdomo]

lol nice

[Guest]

point proven domo

 

stuck up shaneys arse on mine almost same poem u said it was sad and u couldnt be arsed to read it cause it was too long now shaney posts same and u first to reply

Edited December 20, 2005 by dani_babyboo

[Shaney_R]

sorry Dani, ive always said leave the humour 2 me

[fifedjdomo]

point proven domo

 

stuck up shaneys arse on mine almost same poem u said it was sad and u couldnt be arsed to read it cause it was too long now shaney posts same and u first to reply 

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but you see.... i had given up anyways and read yours first! so i just thought i will read this too

[fifedjdomo]

plus yours was waaaaaaaayyy longer than this one

[Shaney_R]

[Guest]

was same poem and same length as only so much is changed

 

any excuse

 

shaney i know but it wasnt my humour merely pinched from another site

 

i am not one for posting jokes normally