CTW Members Shaney_R Posted December 19, 2005 CTW Members Share Posted December 19, 2005 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, Â They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the air...dodging the trees Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment. There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason, I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season Quote www.faceparty.com/shaney_r Bookings/Info - www.myspace.com/shaney_r msn - punani65@hotmail.com OFFICIAL CTW AWARDS 1. Best Dj 2. Funniest Member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members fifedjdomo Posted December 19, 2005 CTW Members Share Posted December 19, 2005 lol nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 (edited) point proven domo stuck up shaneys arse on mine almost same poem u said it was sad and u couldnt be arsed to read it cause it was too long now shaney posts same and u first to reply Edited December 20, 2005 by dani_babyboo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Shaney_R Posted December 20, 2005 Author CTW Members Share Posted December 20, 2005 sorry Dani, ive always said leave the humour 2 me Quote www.faceparty.com/shaney_r Bookings/Info - www.myspace.com/shaney_r msn - punani65@hotmail.com OFFICIAL CTW AWARDS 1. Best Dj 2. Funniest Member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members fifedjdomo Posted December 20, 2005 CTW Members Share Posted December 20, 2005 dani_babyboo said: point proven domo stuck up shaneys arse on mine almost same poem u said it was sad and u couldnt be arsed to read it cause it was too long now shaney posts same and u first to reply 206411[/snapback] but you see.... i had given up anyways and read yours first! so i just thought i will read this too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members fifedjdomo Posted December 20, 2005 CTW Members Share Posted December 20, 2005 plus yours was waaaaaaaayyy longer than this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Shaney_R Posted December 21, 2005 Author CTW Members Share Posted December 21, 2005 Quote www.faceparty.com/shaney_r Bookings/Info - www.myspace.com/shaney_r msn - punani65@hotmail.com OFFICIAL CTW AWARDS 1. Best Dj 2. Funniest Member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 was same poem and same length as only so much is changed any excuse shaney i know but it wasnt my humour merely pinched from another site i am not one for posting jokes normally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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