Maria

[Ginge]

You gotta see my new TV...and watch the new Lee Evans on it.

 

 

7 days time and you will.

[Guest]

I know, I can't wait !

 

I've got some new DVDs too, been watching films alot lately - getting right into my DVDs ! REALLY looking forward to watching Lee Evans though, the last few were fooking SUPERB.

 

 

[Ginge]

Craigs borrowing it at the moment.

 

Oh...Craig got me a crimbo pressy...a pair of blue and white boxing gloves.

 

I'm gonna beat the shit out of him.

[Guest]

LMAO ?

 

Why did he buy you those ?

[Ginge]

At the chav homeground....ARGOS...£25.

[Ginge]

Right, I'm gonna pop off now, been up since midnight again. My sleep patterns are really fucked up at the moment.

[Guest]

I said WHY not WHERE

 

Ok dude, I will catch ya laters.

[Ginge]

Oh...why???

 

Coz I suggested that we both get a set of gloves and head guard so we can beat the ever loving bejesus out of each other and not really hurt each other.

[Guest]

Oh yeah, like the last time you played slapsies ?

 

I've done something to my ear too. I can barely hear anything but a INNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG in it all afternoon !

[Ginge]

What you done??? Didnt your parents tell you not to play with it.

[Guest]

I didn't do anyfin', 'onest. It's doing my head in - like the noise that comes to ear before you faint. Grr, it's annoying.

[Ginge]

Well if its still there when you come round then I'll sort it out for you.

[Guest]

With what ? That something you got for me to nibble on ?

 

[Ginge]

No, I'm gonna stamp on your foot, take your mind off your ear. lol

[Guest]

Ah, that old theory !