The Nudist Colony

[Shaney_R]

>>A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he

 

>>takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite

 

>>blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.

 

>>The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you

 

>>call for me?" The man replies, "No, what do you mean?" She says, "You

 

>>must be new here. Let me explain.

 

>>It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called

 

>>for me."

 

>>Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on

 

>>a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way

 

>>with her.

 

>>The man continues to explore the colony's facilities.

 

>>He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.

 

>>Within minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward

 

>>him.

 

>>"Did you call for me?" says the hairy man. "No, what do you mean?"

 

>>says the newcomer.

 

>>"You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart,

 

>>it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him

 

>>around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

 

>>The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where the smiling,

 

>>naked receptionist greets him. "May I help you?" she says.

 

>>The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back

 

>>and you can keep the $500 membership fee."

 

>>"But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You

 

>>haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."

 

>>The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an

 

>>erection once a month.

 

>>I fart 15 times a day."

 

[Spunkmonkey]

 

tho' I thought you farted more when you're older, and if that's the case then I must be about 200 year old

 

15 farts is a pre-brekky warm-up