AINT IT THE TRUTH

[tidysteve]

 

 

 

 

 

tidysteveh WE ALWAYS HEAR THE RULES FROM A FEMALE SIDE.HERE ARE THE RULES FROM A MALE SIDE.

 

THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED No1 ON PURPOSE.

 

1/ LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT.YOUR A BIG GIRL.IF ITS UP,PUT IT DOWN.WE NEED IT UP.YOU NEED IT DOWN.YOU DONT HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

 

1/ SUNDAY = SPORTS. ITS LIKE THE FULL MOON OR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES. LET IT BE.

 

1/ SHOPPING IS NOT A SPORT & NO WE ARE NEVER GOING TO THINK OF IT THAT WAY.

 

1/ CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

 

1/ ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS.SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY IT.

 

1/ YES & NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

 

1/ COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT.THATS WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

 

1/ A HEADACHE THAT LASTS 17 MONTHS IS A PROBLEM. SEE A DOCTOR.

 

1/ ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUEMENT.IN FACT ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL & VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

 

1/ IF YOU WONT DRESS LIKE VICTORIAS SECRETS MODELS THEN DONT EXPECT US TO ACT LIKE SOAP OPERA GUYS.

 

1/ IF YOU THINK YOUR FAT,YOU PROBABLY ARE. DONT ASK US.

 

1/ IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETTED IN 2 WAYS & ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY,WE MEANT THE OTHER WAY.

 

1/ YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH. IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT,JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

 

1/ WHENEVER POSSIBLE,PLEASE SAY WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING THE COMMERCIALS.

 

1/ CHRISTOPHER COLOMBUS DIDNT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE.

 

1/ ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLOURS LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS. PEACH FOR EXAMPLE IS A FRUIT NOT A COLOUR.PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT.WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

 

1/ IF IT ITCHES,IT WILL BE SCRATCHED.WE DO THAT.

 

1/ IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY "NOTHING" WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHINGS WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING BUT ITS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

 

1/ IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DONT WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR.

 

1/ WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE. REALLY.

 

1/ DONT ASK WHAT WE`RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL, CARS OR PAGE 3 GIRLS.

 

1/ YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

 

1/ YOU HAVE TO MANY SHOES.

 

THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES I KNOW I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT, BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DONT MIND THAT? ITS JUST LIKE CAMPING.

This made me laugh!

 

 

 

 

[Guest]

some of those are so true lol

 

my bf thought they was funny aswell