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Shaney_R

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>A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and

>informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs.

>The son is just a head!

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>But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with

>love and compassion.

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>After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink.

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>Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him

>and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.

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>With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender

>Shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of

>alcohol.

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>Swoooop! A torso pops out!

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>The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy!!

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>The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.

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>The patrons chant "Take another drink"!

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>The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.

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>Swoooop! Two arms pops out!

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>The bar goes wild!!!

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>The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again.

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>The patrons chant "Take another drink"!

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>The bartender ignores the whole affair.

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>By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches

>down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.

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>Swoooop! Two legs pop out.

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>The bar is in chaos!!!!!!!

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>The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God.

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>The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left....then

>to the right.... right through the front door, into the street,

>where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.

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>The bar falls silent.......

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>The father moans in grief.

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>The bartender sighs and says...

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>(wait for it!!)

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>(Are you ready?)

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>(don't hate me)

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>"He should have quit while he was a head!"

 

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it is abit of an old 1 i must admit lol

www.faceparty.com/shaney_r
Bookings/Info - www.myspace.com/shaney_r
msn - punani65@hotmail.com

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2. Funniest Member

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