jokes Blonde Joke

[Shaney_R]

As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls

up alongside. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and

knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi,

my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load." The trucker

ignores her and proceeds down the street.

 

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up.

She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the

trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde

says brightly, "Hi, my name is Sharon, and you are losing some of your

load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues

down the street.

 

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of

breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck

door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is

Sharon and you are losing some of your load!"

 

When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next

light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck,

and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers

it, he says: "Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm driving a f*cking gritter!"

[fifedjdomo]

:silly:

[Guest]

KERWALITY. :rofl:

[Shaney_R]

[Miss Minx]

haha one of your better ones