jokes Joke.

[Maria]

Aman escapes from Prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and some guns, and he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to the chair, while tieing the girl to her bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. Whilst he's there, the husband tells his wife; "Listen, the guys a escaped convict, look at his clothes ! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nayseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he might kill us. Be strong honey, I love you". To which his wofe responds, "he wasn't kissing my neck. He was whicpering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too !".

 

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[Shaney_R]

i had that in a text the other day, a little bit different though, but tis a goodun