jokes Quick Joke

[Shaney_R]

>A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to

>file her taxes. The accountant says: "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you

>a few questions."

>

>He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asks,

>"what is your occupation?"

>

>"I'm a whore," she says.

>

>"No, No, No, that won't work. That is too gross. Let's try to rephrase

>that."

>

>The woman says, "OK., I'm a high-end call girl." "No, that is still too

>crude. Try again."

>

>They both think for a minute, then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken

>farmer."

>

>The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a

>whore call girl?'

>

>"Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year." "Good enough."