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THE AMISH ELEVATOR


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An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost

everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that

could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked,

"What is this Father?"

 

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never

seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

 

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old

lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The

walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular

numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch

until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in

the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous

24-year-old blonde stepped out.

 

The father said quietly to his son...

 

"Go get your mother."

 

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