I WILL SURVIVE!

[Guest NeoN]

you all know the tune so sing along but try not to laugh

 

At first i was afraid, i was petrified

by the ugly wanker that was layin by my side

i would,ve drunk a little less, i would.ve tried to keep my head

if id known for just one second id be in ur crusty bed

i tried to go, walk out the door

but i laffed so hard at ur small nob that ive fallen on the floor

ur butts a pimply mess, its just a broken-out disgrace

but id rather look at that than ur f*ckin ugly face

i want to go, ive got to leave

your talk of chicks and football really makes me want to heave

i only know ive got to stop drinkin spirits and the beer

cos when i looked at u last nite, u looked just like richard gere

please let me go, i feel quite sick

we had the worst sex in the world and ur an ugly fat pr*ck

i should of sh*gged ur georgous mate, at least hes got a lovely flat

but no i go and trust the booze and now im stuck with u, u tw*t

its time to go, run out the door

u look so ugly it shud really b against the law

im going to give up all the booze, im going to have no stupid fun

cos wakin up beside ur mug, makes me want to b a nun!

I WILL SURVIVE!