TIDY GIVE YOU TEN WAYS TO WEAR A TIE…

[DJGRH]

TIDY GIVE YOU TEN WAYS TO WEAR A TIE…

 

You’ve got your ticket to the massive tidy Staff Christmas Party at Mission in Leeds on Friday December 22nd . You’re practically wetting yourself over our world class line-up and you’ve told everyone else you know to get their tickets too. Now all that remains is to sort your outfit.

 

With our theme being office wear, it goes without saying that the most popular item of clothing is bound to be the humble, common or garden tie. But why simply wear it round your neck when there are so many other ways you could show it off. Get your imaginative juices flowing with the ultimate tidy guide to wearing your tie…

 

1 – The Regular – for those who prefer the classic look. Once over, twice over, loop it up and down. Just make sure you get it right or people will be checking to see if you managed to do your laces as well.

 

2 – The Skinny Malinky – as favoured by everyone’s favourite trashbag, Mr Pearly-Whites himself Pete Doherty. The trick with this one is to get it as thin as possible – think Posh Spice on laxatives. Try twinning it with a pair of braces.

 

3 – The Big Fat Kipper – complete opposite end of the scale to the Skinny Malinky. Think the 70s and your dad; the more florid the better. Make sure you do a hefty knot to go with it.

 

4 – The Rambo – one for the boys (although girls feel free, tidy are all about equal opportunities). Taking you back to playtime at school when by simply heaving your tie over your head you turned into the UN’s ultimate crack commando taskforce. Why not get as many mates as you can to do it, then march round Mission in a line chanting “Who wants to play army?”…

 

5 – The Beckham – anyone with long hair will benefit from The Beckham. Forget Alice bands, ties are the new way forward when it comes to hair control. Brilliant for when you’ve been dancing your ass off and you’re a bit of a state.

 

6 – The Marsh – give Jodie’s belt fashion fiasco a twist by using ties instead. Obviously make sure all the necessary bits are covered and that you’re… how shall we say it… pert enough to carry it off!

 

7 – The We Wanna Be ‘Togevva’ – don’t want to get separated from your mates or your other half? Just use your tie as a handy leash. You’ll never be parted again. Just don’t go clothes lining people in the club!

 

8 – The I Forgot To Bring A Belt And I’ve Lost Half My Bodyweight Dancing So Damn Hard – our fault for having such a stupendous line-up. Now pull your trousers up, not all of us want to see it!

 

9 – The Gag – someone annoying you with their hooting and hollering on the dance floor? Got some loudmouth next to you cheering every time the Boys drop a mix and totally ruining the whole thing for you? Forget wearing the tie yourself – just loop it over their head and round their mouth and Bob’s-your-dancing-uncle, problem sorted!

 

10 – The Three-Legged Pony – make the dance floor a challenge. Tie your leg to your mate’s, then see what kind of moves you can bust together. Not to be recommended anywhere near a podium unless you want to bust yourself…

 

Ties. We bet you never realized you could do so much you with them! Coming soon, Kieron’s Guide To Kilts and How To Pull In Them…

 

To book your ticket or for more information, go to www.tidy.com/leeds.

 

 

TIDY LEEDS

MISSION CLUB

DECEMBER 22ND 2006

Tickets £10 +BF www.tidy.com / local outlets / MOTD

Doors open 11pm to 5am

 

Room 1

Tidy Boys

Anne Savage

Amber D

Paul Maddox

JP & Jukesy

 

Room 2

Lee Haslam

Shaun M

Guyver

Technikal

The Colonel

 

Room 3

GRH

Luke Pompey

Dan Doran

 

For more information visit www.tidy.com