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>> Two high school sweethearts who went out together

>for four years

>> > in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed

>losing their

>virginity

>to

>> > each other in 10th grade. When they graduated,

>they wanted both

>> > to go to the same college but, the girl was

>accepted to a college

>on

>the

>> > East Coast, and the guy went to a college on the

>West Coast. They

>> > agreed to be faithful to each other and to spend

>anytime they could

>> > together.

>> >

>> > As time went on, the guy would call the girl and

>she would never

>> > be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks

>to return the

>> > letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days

>to return his

>messages.

>> > Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to

>date around. He

>> > didn't take this very well and increased his

>calls, letters, and

>> > emails trying to win back her love.

>> >

>> > She soon became very annoyed with his persistence

>and now with a

>> > new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back.

>So, what she

>> > did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her

>sucking her new

>> > boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old

>boyfriend with a

>note

>> > reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me

>alone."

>> >

>> > Well, needless to say, this guy was broken but,

>even more so, he

>> > was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome. He

>wrote on the

>> > back of the photo the following,

>> > "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college,

>please send

>> > more money! I'm getting pretty desperate!"

>> >

>> > ... and mailed the picture to her parents!

>> >

>> > (PAYBACK'S A BITCH AIN'T IT!!??)

 

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