The sausage trick

[Guest saffysue]

 

 

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didnt have a lot of

money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50

pence.

 

Murphy said, " Hang on, I have an idea."

 

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one

large sausage.

 

Shamus said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at

all!!"

 

Murphy replied, "Don't worry, just follow me."

 

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of

Guinness and two glasses of Jamison Whisky.

Shamus said, "Now you've lost it!! Do you know the trouble we'll be

in? We haven't got any money !!"

 

Murphy replied with a smile, "Don't you worry, lad, I have a plan.

Cheers!"

 

They downed their drinks. Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage

through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth."

 

Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk and threw them

out.

 

They continued this, pub after pub,getting more and more drunk all

for free.

 

At the tenth pub Shamus said, "Murphy, I don't think I can do any

more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me! "

 

Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third

pub."

 

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