Waking up parched

[Guest Kether]

but dying for a piss.

 

Something profoundly wrong with that I feel.

[SexyNic]

So annoying cos you know you'll have to get out of bed to:

a) go for a piss, or

get a drink

before you can go back to sleep again

[nuthead53]

there is a simple solution to both but

a) its gross

probably not that refreshing.

 

[Guest Kether]

I lost my chamberpot in the move.

 

I miss my old uni days when you could just walk over to the sink.

[SexyNic]

QUOTE (nuthead53 @ Mar 9 2004, 12:22)

there is a simple solution to both but a) its gross probably not that refreshing.

disgusting

 

QUOTE

I lost my chamberpot in the move.  I miss my old uni days when you could just walk over to the sink.

 

almost as disgusting

[Guest Kether]

QUOTE (SexyNic @ Mar 9 2004, 12:28)

almost as disgusting.

To get a drink.

[SexyNic]

QUOTE (Kether @ Mar 9 2004, 12:29)

QUOTE (SexyNic @ Mar 9 2004, 12:28) almost as disgusting. To get a drink. it sounds ambiguous   Especially straight after the reference to a chamberpot

[Guest Kether]

QUOTE (SexyNic @ Mar 9 2004, 12:33)

QUOTE (Kether @ Mar 9 2004, 12:29) QUOTE (SexyNic @ Mar 9 2004, 12:28) almost as disgusting. To get a drink. it sounds ambiguous   Especially straight after the reference to a chamberpot For once I wish people would just stop thinking the worst.   The window was for pissing out of.

[Titchy]

i can fart nearly as soon as i get up(!!) but... theres nowt in my gas wise to make me do this.

 

also i know someone who can burp as soon as they get up to.