A really gorgeous ex of mine just phoned me up...

[Guest Kether]

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy

together.

 

I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe

rekindle a little of that magic.

 

"Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a

bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

 

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah," I

said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a

few inches wider these days!"

 

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying

she thought tubby bald men were cute!

 

"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"

 

 

 

 

So I hung up.

 

 

[InspiredMonster]

[Jimmy]

[Guest nursenancy]

u did the right thing

 

 

if she can pinch more than an inch then eww

[Phil B]

[EmmaBlu]

nasty bastard

[Louise]

QUOTE (Phil B @ Mar 10 2004, 15:35)

stop laughing.....its not funny

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bungle]

Fair play.

 

Theres definatly some areas where double standards are totally allowed, this being one of them.

 

 

[Maria]

Is this really between you and an ex or was it a joke copy and pasted from google ?

 

[SexyNic]

i don't believe that really happened

[LiamStyles]

Who cares whether it actually happened, its still classic Kether.

[Guest RickD]

Best thing you could have done mate...

[Shaney_R]

I like it and yes if you can pinch more than an inch dont bother!

[Louise]

at least i wont be pinched

[Guest Kether]

100% fact.