A really gorgeous ex of mine just phoned me up...

[Guest Shenlong]

QUOTE (Maria @ Mar 10 2004, 16:58)

Is this really between you and an ex or was it a joke copy and pasted from google ?

i would have aguessed a joke if it was anyone else other than kether.

 

[Maria]

Kether you are one lying tit-c.unt !

 

crazyjohn

Registered a dick

 

Registered: Apr 2001

Location: The Yeaman.

 

hahaha c/o Wigglypixy

 

QUOTE

I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" So I hung up.

 

ISSUES !

 

You Crazy John wanabe !

 

Il tell him.

 

[Guest Kether]

QUOTE (Maria @ Mar 11 2004, 23:32)

Kether you are one lying tit-c.unt ! crazyjohn Registered a dick Registered: Apr 2001 Location: The Yeaman. hahaha c/o Wigglypixy QUOTE I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" So I hung up.   ISSUES !   You Crazy John wanabe !   Il tell him.

[Maria]

tit-cnut !

[Guest Kether]

QUOTE (Maria @ Mar 12 2004, 11:52)

tit-cnut !

All jokes are recycled anyway.

[Maria]

Im just in the process of recycling you, son.

 

[Guest Kether]

QUOTE (Maria @ Mar 12 2004, 12:01)

Im just in the process of recycling you, son.

I'm rechargable.

[Rascal]

Made me chuckle