Are you a pikey?

[Guest Jay]

Pikey Test

[Maria]

Im not a pikey, no.

[Dave M]

 

YOU ARE 40% Pikey

 

You have a whiff of dog blanket about you and your shoes need to be resoled. You enjoy garden centres and eating out at country pubs. Your quite well known at the local KwikFit and think nothing of sticking a Bart Simpson doll to your rear seat window. You have often enjoyed a curry or kebab after a night down the pub and have used a doorway as a public toilet. It is likely that you have been arrested for a minor offence and count George Best as an idol. You are likely to have been educated to A Level standard.

 

[Maria]

QUOTE (Maria @ Mar 12 2004, 15:56)

Im not a pikey, no.

You are 0% Pikey

 

You live in Mayfair and spend all your time at Harvey Nicks. All your friends are called Henry or Henrietta and you’ve never even or heard of Top Shop. You don’t drive as your chauffeur takes you everywhere. You live on a macrobiotic diet carefully prepared for you by Jamie Oliver. The only airlines you recognise are those that daddy owns. The only pikey you have ever come across is a stuffed one created by Damien Hurst and showing at the Tate Modern