CTW Members Lia Posted April 26, 2002 CTW Members Share Posted April 26, 2002 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Beaker Posted April 26, 2002 CTW Members Share Posted April 26, 2002 Ill tell you what this certainly gives us a picture into peoples minds!!! The deep dark corners were ono one ever enters! ...........Strange.......very strange. KEEP IT UP! Quote ---> Beaker <--- Times may change, but standards will always remain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Admin James Posted April 26, 2002 CTW Admin Share Posted April 26, 2002 F*ck ME - I've just got back from lunch and you'll NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED..... I decided to meet a friend of my dad's ex (1st) girlfriend - I had never met the geeza b4 in me life - all I knew was that he'd be wearing a large red AMBULANCE (yes I know, I didnt quite believe it either)... Anyway, I'm waiting in the pub (well, hospital to be precise, awaiting my new born baby) when this Elephant walks in with 3 mice and a furry cup. He asks the bartender "How much to mow my lawn mate?" - The bartender replies "More than you can afford buster" - the mice then proceeed to run up the bartenders leg and install a fail-safe device in his right gonad. The bartender was BLISSFULLY un-ware that anything had happened to him when.... "KAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM" - some guy in the corner of the pub decided to start doing (bad) Batman & Robin impressions. The Giraffe, I mean Elephant, takes a real liking to this guy and asks him where he can aquire some SILVER DOUGHNUTS - at which .... (ready for the punchline ???) .... The Batman impersonator speaks (in very good english) back to him "Only 4 slices of toast on a tuesday mate!" ================ hahahahah - cheers for the joke Grandfather Jo !! (GrandFatherJo@ClubTheWorld.uk) Quote James@ClubTheWorld.uk CTW Admin | ClubTheWorld.uk | Twitter | Instagram Clubbing the world together ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Signum Posted April 26, 2002 CTW Members Share Posted April 26, 2002 they say france is a banana republic, but oh my god, shes out of the house! gran! get back here *FsHSHSHSHH...* (smiley just dropped on one knee and fired off a LAW rocket) *KARunchapow!* and gran blew up everywhere. WE seem to concentrate on old people, weapons (ok thats just me) and blue things in these sentences. um, see ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Housewhore Posted May 22, 2002 Author CTW Members Share Posted May 22, 2002 Strolling on the couch i watched my mind think of what it eat the day before i realised tomorrow was yesterdays past, food had never sounded as good as it felt today as the sun rained and drenched my waterproof boxes on the inside!!! Quote www.cookie-dough.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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