Des a rat in me kitchen wot me gonna do???

[Housewhore]

Well sorry to sound like Ali g, but to my horror after being away for 4weeks ive finally began settling back in my house.

But to my dismay im sure i saw something that resembled a rat, anyone got some suggestions to get rid- Apart from what me 6 year old cousin told me get some cheese and tie some string round it!!!

 

[ 22 May 2002, 13:16: Message edited by: housewhore ]

[LibbyVanDyke]

the first thing to do is to identify what it is - u dont want to kill a little hamster or someone disguising himself as a rat. Then buy a machine gun and destruct the fuker - alternatively just scream and jump on the chair eveytime u see it, lik ei would do. Hope this has been of help!

[lms21live]

pussy?

[Bunnykins]

Had a rat @ home few years ago - was dead funny!!my mum kept seeing it and i never did, and told her she was imagining things, we left the windows opened and she reckon'd it had gone til 2 week later I was doing the ironing what had slightly built up - I was jsut ironing a jumper and my mum started screaming and pointing @ the floor - believe me I've never jumped so much in my life this hugest rat i have ever seen was laying dead on the floor rite next to my foot!! - it had fallen out the jumper - must've crawled into the washing and died - hehe!!

[matthew james]

Des a rat in me kitchen wot me gonna do???

Blast it away with a mighty strong poo.

 

sorry, I though this was a poetry thread.

 

Wrong again

 

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