CTW Members Housewhore Posted May 22, 2002 CTW Members Share Posted May 22, 2002 Well sorry to sound like Ali g, but to my horror after being away for 4weeks ive finally began settling back in my house. But to my dismay im sure i saw something that resembled a rat, anyone got some suggestions to get rid- Apart from what me 6 year old cousin told me get some cheese and tie some string round it!!! [ 22 May 2002, 13:16: Message edited by: housewhore ] Quote www.cookie-dough.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members LibbyVanDyke Posted May 22, 2002 CTW Members Share Posted May 22, 2002 the first thing to do is to identify what it is - u dont want to kill a little hamster or someone disguising himself as a rat. Then buy a machine gun and destruct the fuker - alternatively just scream and jump on the chair eveytime u see it, lik ei would do. Hope this has been of help! Quote clubber with a passion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members lms21live Posted May 22, 2002 CTW Members Share Posted May 22, 2002 pussy? Quote visit www.boogieTOWN.net it's skill www.4clubbers.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Bunnykins Posted May 22, 2002 CTW Members Share Posted May 22, 2002 Had a rat @ home few years ago - was dead funny!!my mum kept seeing it and i never did, and told her she was imagining things, we left the windows opened and she reckon'd it had gone til 2 week later I was doing the ironing what had slightly built up - I was jsut ironing a jumper and my mum started screaming and pointing @ the floor - believe me I've never jumped so much in my life this hugest rat i have ever seen was laying dead on the floor rite next to my foot!! - it had fallen out the jumper - must've crawled into the washing and died - hehe!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members matthew james Posted May 22, 2002 CTW Members Share Posted May 22, 2002 Des a rat in me kitchen wot me gonna do??? Blast it away with a mighty strong poo. sorry, I though this was a poetry thread. Wrong again m. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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