Clubbing dislikes!!!

[CreamyC]

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Originally posted by matthew:

 

mmmmm..... i hate men in clubs too.

 

 

m.

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Me too!

[ElsxBells]

Got annoyed at end of nite clubbing when I found chewing gum suck all over the arm of my top- how the [censored]???!!!??

 

And also when your on the guestlist and they close it when you get to the front!

 

But the main thing that annoys me like I've said previously is people sitting on podiums/stages when you're trying to dance on them. If you want to sit down get off my feet and go to the chill out room!

[DuDu]

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Originally posted by artist formally known as Housewhore:

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Originally posted by DuDu:

II love your Fish dance! In fact I'm sure we did it together last time!!

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Contreversy CTW Springer show Your sure you did what together come on spill the beans!!!

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Sorry, it was only the famous Fish dance we did together!! Nowt naughty x

[nice1bruva]

why is it that i always seem to get picked on by pissed up skinheaded twats in clubs who stand on the dancefloor (never dance) just looking for someone to pick a fight with....

 

WHAT THE [censored] ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING HERE!!!!!!

 

[censored] OFF TO YATES AND LEAVE THE CLUBS TO THE CLUBBERS

 

I am the most non-aggressive person in the world when I am out clubbing, I dont need some neo-nazi cunt accusing me of looking at him funny.

 

Thats my biggest clubbing dislike!!!

 

It also annoys me when they pump to heating up to make you buy water.

 

enough bitching already

[Bunnykins]

Tell ya what really annoys me when a really horrible annoying guy will start dancing with me and mates - they don't take a hint and think they have to dance rite in the middle of us to get our attention - we move round and they follow!! that is soooo annoying! can't say it happens 2 much in good clubs - but in crap cheesy ones - all the bloody time, and when guys come up behind ya and dance too - cos 99 /100 times they will be extremely sleazy types!

[Dinger]

People off their heads to the point where they can't control themselves and the "hard" men who go out looking for a fight, no need.

[garlandsboi]

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Originally posted by Fish:

I hate being so mashed that I simply can't talk and end up meeting beavers in the toilets and people looking at my funny when I do my fish dance !

 

Matthew - Shame on you, I am a fag hag and proud !

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LMAO at that comment hun xx

[Tara]

I hate it when theres not enough room for me to shake my glowsticks

and since the Viaduct I have decided that the excessive use of smoke machines should be banned!

[CreamyC]

My dislike has [censored] all to do with clubs but the wanky complete pricky stains of bouncers that these clubs employ! I'll tell you what shall I, I hold them fully responsible for creating pre-club tension, they give off attitude, a bad vibe and their general level of stupidness does my tits in! They [censored] me off to the fullest, are arrogant, rude, think they're hard, think they are gods gift to little schoolies aged about 14/15, I mean, that really impresses that does, they're pervs, brainless and all the rest! There is absolutely no need for that [censored]!

 

Yeah yeah and people tell me that they're not all like that, okay then, why is it only Garlands have the most decent bouncers? They actually apologised for having to do a search at one point, I mean, for [censored] sake, what other places do that?? James is probably gonna have a go at me for saying this on CTW but it really has to stop, it STINKS, I'm not saying its every bouncer but unfortunately its the majority and that SUCKS!!!

 

They create more [censored] by being than by not!

[Beckie in La La Land]

AHEM!! I AM A FAG HAG! and i love my nursie g very much!! my club hate is not having anywhere to put my bag, its soooo small, but the whole 'big fish little fish cardboard box' just doesnt work when one is holding a bag.

[Housewhore]

Have to agree with you creamy bout the bouncers mate, ido agree with you that garlands has some of the best bouncers in the country!!!

[James]

I personally hate HUGE clubs where they let far too many people in, bordering on being f*cking dangerous.

 

I hated Privilege (Manumission) in Ibiza because it was TOO packed, I couldn't dance until about 5am and to be honest I didnt know 95% of the people in there. I'm probably on my own in saying this but I really didnt like Gatecrasher at the NEC too much - it was too big and I didnt get to dance properly all night - also the fools wouldn't let me take my camera in. I cant waitto visit the club in Sheffield though.

 

Some of the best nights I've had have been in smaller clubs or clubs which have regular troopers in such as garlands - you could just turn up on your own and feel relaxed as there are friendly people around.

 

Agreed about bouncers at garlands - absolutely TOP - you dont even notice they are there - how it should be.

 

I'm fed up of bouncers being rough with people to look good to the girlies. I was in this pub the other night and no less than 5 bouncers grabbed this guy by the neck - nearly breaking it. Pathetic.

 

I hate it when some bear monster PURPOSEFULLY stomps on my shoes and keeps nudging me with his elbow and STINKING of BO. Yuk!!!

 

I hate it when clubs charge £3 per item on the cloakroom.

 

I hate it when you have to queue for more than 10 minutes to get in.

 

I hate it when people push in at the queue of the bar and dont have the decency to say you were first.

 

The older I get the more and more I think the people are as important as the music.

 

James

[Housewhore]

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Originally posted by James:

The older I get the more and more I think the people are as important as the music.

 

James

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Your not wrong mate if you dont have the right crowd no matter how hard you try you cant get into the music, thats coming from a clubber and a DJ point of view!!!

[CreamyC]

Bouncers = Wankers!

 

No more said!

 

And to be honest I dont give a [censored] who doesn't like what I have to say about it, even more to my newly found fan "Mr/Miss/Ms/Annoymonous" who seems to be finding it funny to send me emails saying what they dont like about me and my comments on this forum!