Im gonna put it straight!!!

[Housewhore]

Recently ive found it worrying that huge proportion of the members on the board were not aware that i was a man!!!

Such comments from people like Libby saying "Housewhore seems to know what SHE is on about"

Libby not picking on you just the only one could remember you know i love you

 

jus to let you know ive got more man than any person could dream off, i put Arny To shame, im the Muscles from Scouseland.

I drink pints by the second i watch football like im watching a naked women, I only wash dishes if the only option is to eat off the floor, I fart while having sexx, i scratch my bum like its a winning lottery scratch card. I refer to my car as my bitch and my baby. Ive got tetosterone floowing through my veins like Niagra falls, My stiffies are like a raging hormonal teenager on 10 viagras while wanking to Britney Spears and listening to "hit me baby"

I hate soaps as much as i hate to cook, i hate pink cause its not masculin enough, i hate men who hate not being disgusting and farting in the presence of women, I refuse to use predicted text cause most women i know use it, I chain my mother to th kitchen sink and give her enough room to rotate and reach the fridge an the cooker, when i go for a dump i refuse to use air freshner cause it smells like women, ivev got a big beard that puts Abrahem Lincoln and Osama Bin Ladin to shame they even come to me for beard growing tips!!!

 

now i think you get the point im a man!!!

 

JUST TO ANYONE WHO MIGHT GET OFFENDED OR TAKE IT THE WRONG WAY, THIS IS A JOKE ITS SPELT J.O.K.E JUS FOR ANY PEOPLE WHO MIGHT GET ANY IDEAS AND FEEL THE NEED TO SEND ME CTW HATE MAIL, SAVE YOUR BREATH AN LEAVE THAT FOR TRANCED KEV, only kiddin increase the peace andf lets put an end to this hate mail stuff

[CreamyC]

I will find out who this person is!

Prepare for onslaught!!! 

[DuDu]

 

LOL @ ya!! Sooo funny! I hope you wont be fartin & a scratchin when I meet you - I'm a lady don't you know!! xxx

[Fish]

Must admit - i was exepcting you to be a girl !

[Housewhore]

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Originally posted by DuDu:

 

LOL @ ya!! Sooo funny! I hope you wont be fartin & a scratchin when I meet you - I'm a lady don't you know!! xxx

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Well if you come to Garlands on sunday ill be Djing so you might see some scatching but certainly no Farting hunny!!!

[LibbyVanDyke]

Im confused.

[Housewhore]

quote:

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Originally posted by LibbyVanDyke:

Im confused.

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Cofused about what babe???

[LibbyVanDyke]

can i also point out that 'whore' is a female prostittue (and belive me - i should know ) and so this suggests u r female

[CreamyC]

CONFESSION TIME

 

Housewhore, when you first registered me and James were half expecting a girl too!

 

Sorry mate!

[Housewhore]

quote:

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Originally posted by LibbyVanDyke:

can i also point out that 'whore' is a female prostittue (and belive me - i should know

) and so this suggests u r female

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I know i know i know babe ill call myself HOUSE GIGALO jus for you!!!

[Housewhore]

quote:

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Originally posted by tRaNcEd-kEv:

CONFESSION TIME

 

Housewhore, when you first registered me and James were half expecting a girl too!

 

Sorry mate!

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I bet thats the only reason you guys replied to me innit!!!

[LibbyVanDyke]

Ok thanks hunny!

[CreamyC]

Spot on Housewhore, me and James had a toss of a key as in to who was gonna ask how big your tits were! Needless to say when we met you we weren't disappointed!!!

[Housewhore]

hahahahaha there still quite big mate wanna look???

[CreamyC]

Wouldn't mind budster!!!