The DANGERS of Chat Rooms!

[CreamyC]

THE DANGERS OF YAHOO CHAT............

 

One night after a bit of a sesh down the pub back in 2000 I logged on to the computer and entered a chat room, started talking to this girl for about an hour! So, my mate thought it would be funny whilst I was away doing a piss to giver her my address to send a piccie of herself (which was by the way quite horrendous!) and being a chat virgin as I was then, this is what she wrote in this letter! Now I know what people mean when they talk about chat rooms! You have been warned, ENJOY!!!

 

THE GIRL - Tara Carver, 21

 

(PAGE 1) !I Love You! Hello babe, how are you? I know that you are doing okay after we spoke last night! I am so sorry that I could'nt talk to you very long tonight but my parents were home. I have something to tell you, so here it is, I wish that we could be together forever, I am choking on the words I never got to say and pray that someday I get to say them to you. I can hear you smile in the dark, I can even fell you breathing and I wish that I could give you a big kiss. I am still holding out for you, to those hints of you I am sitting here and wishing that I could say this to you in person. Faithfully I trace your namewhile I sleep and wish I could hold you! I wish that while you sleep you could feel me tracing your name because it is the only true comfort I feel. Everytime we talk on the computer this feeling inside me is almost more than I can take and it just blows me away.

 

(PAGE 2) !I Love You!

 

I've never been this close to anyone or anything, I can see your dreams and find I am just so in love with you that it just keeps getting better. I want to spend the rest of my life with you by my side forever and every little thing you do I am amazed by you. Babe, you surround me, you touch every place in my heart. I want to spend the whole night with you and I know that I keep saying it but I mean it. If you would please send me a picture of yourself so that I would have a picture to look at until I get to see the real you! I've got this dream that wont go away that when I close my eyes you're there night and day, I've got to find you and get to see you! I dont care how long it takes, I know that it will be worth the the wait and I know that you will be here one day with me. And I know that love is our guiding star and one day we will be together. I have to say this is the longest letter that I have ever wrote to anyone.

 

(PAGE 3) !I Love You!

 

I know that all of this may be too much too soon but I know that you're the one that I am to be with and I want to feel our two hearts beating together. I just have so much to tell you and I do swear that I'll always be there. I'd give anything and everything and I will always care for you. Through weakness and strength, happiness and sorrow, for better and for the worse things that happen I will love you with every beat of my heart. I just want to hold you and never let go and lost in your loving arms is where I want to be. I am dreaming every night that I will one day get to put these loving arms around you and I cant wait until we meet because this feeling is getting stronger and stronger for you! I think that the perfect combination is your heart and mine. Darling, I wish that you were here instead of me having to write all of this down . You're all I need my love and you will still have my heart until the end of time.

 

(PAGE 4) !I Love You!

 

In my dreams I could'nt love you anymore than what I do right now because all I need is you. Well, I hope that everything I have said has told you how much I love you, I also hope that this letter makes you feel good knowing that I do love you very much. This is the longest letter that I have ever written and I hope that it does not scare you away but I just had to say some things to you tonight that I could'nt or did'nt get to say to you. I have to tell you, the pic that I sent you, everything is about the same but my hair is cut shorter now thatn it was in the pic but that is pretty much all that has changed. Well, I guess that I had better go for now and I will talk to you later. PS. Would you please send me a picture of yourself, please, I would really love to have one of you! Love you babe! Tara.

 

PAH PAH PAH!

 

She was a yanky doodle dandy by the way and without being callous was quite ugly! I'm sorry! I was totally freaked out by this, anyone that does dis-believe me then I have the full blown origional here with me.....

[Podium Girl]

Oh my god!!! very scary, is that her real surname?

[Magic]

Ha ha, the joys of internet dating.

 

And never ever ever arrange to meet up with your 'chat' partner without hard photographice evidence proving that they are not some horrendous swamp-donkey - internet chit-chat can hide a multitude of sins.

 

I mean, just imagine who would arrange to meet a girl you'd been chatting to for a couple of days to find out that Sarah 'Who Ate All The Pies' Jones (names changed for reason of confidentiality....well, actually I can't remember) had a speech impediment, an unnatural love of gospel music, and agrophobia. And then imagine, not learning your lesson and having the same horrible experience two more times.

[Signum]

you've GOT to be kidding

[TidyTraxGrant]

[censored] me, some people are beyond lonely !

She's a lesbo then i take it ??!!

[Bunnykins]

>>>> >I got sent this from a mate -enjoy!!!

 

> >>>> > This is a transcript of an actual (??) cyber sex session. As all

 

> >>>>of you are

 

> >>>> > well aware, online computers are often used to engage in

 

> >>>>cybersex. Detailed

 

> >>>> > fantasies are typed into the computer to be instantly

 

> >>>>transmitted over then

 

> >>>> > Internet. Sometimes these harmless fantasies become fairly

 

> >>>>raunchy. This is

 

> >>>> > not the case with the following

 

> >>>> > transcript of an actual on-line cybersex session. Either this

 

> >>>>guy is

 

> >>>> > clueless or has the greatest sense of humour known to mankind

 

> >>>>(more likely).

 

> >>>> >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: I am wearing an expensive red silk blouse, a black

 

> >>>> > > leather miniskirt and high heeled boots. I am tanned and very

 

> >>>>buffed. I

 

> >>>> > > workout everyday. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you

 

> >>>>look

 

> >>>> > > like?

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: I'm 6'3 and about 250 lb. I wear glasses and have on

 

> >>>>a

 

> >>>> > > pair of blue sweatpants I just bought at Walmart. I'm also

 

> >>>>wearing an

 

> >>>> > > old

 

> >>>> > > T-shirt, it's got some barbecue sauce stains on it and it

 

> >>>>smells

 

> >>>> > > kind of funny.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me?

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: OK

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on

 

> >>>>the

 

> >>>> > > stereo and candles on my nightstand. I look up into your eyes

 

> >>>>and

 

> >>>> > > I'm smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and I

 

> >>>>begin to

 

> >>>> > > feelyour huge swelling bulge.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: I'm gulping. I'm beginning to sweat.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: Now, I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are

 

> >>>>trembling.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and I'm sliding it

 

> >>>>softly

 

> >>>> > > off.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool

 

> >>>>silk

 

> >>>> > > slides off of my warm body. I'm rubbing your bulge faster now,

 

> >>>> > > rubbing and pulling.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and tears a hole

 

> >>>>in

 

> >>>> > > your blouse. I'm sorry.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: That's, OK. It wasn't really too expensive.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: I'll pay for it.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: Don't worry about it! I'm wearing a lacy black

 

> >>>>bra, my

 

> >>>> > > soft breasts are rising and falling as I breathe harder and

 

> >>>>harder.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp of your bra, I think

 

> >>>>it's

 

> >>>> > > stuck. Do you have scissors?

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly, I reach

 

> >>>>behind my

 

> >>>> > > back and undo the clasp. My bra slides off. The cool air

 

> >>>>caresses my

 

> >>>> > > breasts, n1pples are erekt for you.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and

 

> >>>>inspecting

 

> >>>> > > the clasp.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby, I just want to feel

 

> >>>>your

 

> >>>> > > tongue all over me.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you

 

> >>>>know,

 

> >>>> > > breasts. They're neat!

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm

 

> >>>> > > nibbling your ear.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with

 

> >>>>spit and

 

> >>>> > > phlegm.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: WHAT?

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off of my breasts with the

 

> >>>> > > remains

 

> >>>> > > of my blouse.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: I'm taking your sopping wet blouse from you and

 

> >>>>throwing

 

> >>>> > > it

 

> >>>> > > in the corner of the room.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweatpants down and rubbing

 

> >>>>your

 

> >>>> > > hard tool.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman! Your hands are cold!

 

> >>>>Yeee!

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all

 

> >> >>over,

 

> >>>> > > in and out and nibbling on you. ummm, wait a second.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: What's the matter?

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm

 

> >>>>choking.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: Are you OK?

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: Is there anything I can do to help?

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen. Choking wildly. Looking

 

> >>>>for a

 

> >>>> > > cup. Where do you keep your cups??

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There that's better.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: I'm aching for you lover.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: Now I'm drying the cup. I'm putting it back in the

 

> >>>> > > cabinet.

 

> >>>> > > And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait it's dark, I'm

 

> >>>>lost.

 

> >>>> > > Where is the bedroom?

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: I found it.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: I'm tugging off your pants. I want you so badly.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: Me too.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: I kiss you passionately. Our naked bodies pressed

 

> >>>> > > against each other.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It

 

> >>>>hurts.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: Why don't you take your glasses off?

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: OK. But I can't see very well. I'm placing my

 

> >>>>glasses on

 

> >>>> > > the nightstand.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me baby!

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly to the

 

> >>>>bathroom

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: Hurry back lover.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling

 

> >>>>around for

 

> >>>> > > the toilet and lift the lid.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush

 

> >>>>handle.

 

> >>>> > > Uh-oh!

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: What's the matter now?

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: I just realized I peed in your hamper. Sorry again.

 

> >>>>I'm

 

> >>>> > > walking back to the bed now. Blindly feeling my way.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: Mmmm, yes. Come on.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: Now I'm going to put my, you know, thing in your

 

> >>>>umm,

 

> >>>> > > woman's thing.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, Baby! Do it!

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice.

 

> >>>>Ma'am,

 

> >>>> > > I'm

 

> >>>> > > having a little problem here.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth. I can't wait

 

> >>>>another

 

> >>>> > > second. Slide it in! Screw me!

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: I'm flaccid.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: WHAT?

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous

 

> >>>>look

 

> >>>> > > on my face.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener

 

> >>>>all

 

> >>>> > > floppy. I'm looking for my glasses to see what the problem is.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: NO! Never mind. I'm getting dressed, I'm putting

 

> >>>>on my

 

> >>>> > > underwear and my wet nasty blouse.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: No wait. I can't find the night table. I'm reaching

 

> >>>>across

 

> >>>> > > the dresser, knocking off cans of hairspray, your picture

 

> >>>>frames and

 

> >>>> > > your candles.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. I'm putting on my shoes.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: Now I've found my glasses. My God! One of your

 

> >>>>candles

 

> >>>> > > fell on the curtain! The curtain is on fire. I'm pointing at

 

> >>>>it with a

 

> >>>> > > shocked look on my face.

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Sweetheart: Go to hell! I'm logging off, LOSER!

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > > Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Nooooooo!

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> > >

 

> >>>> >

 

> >>>>

 

> >>>>

 

> >>>

 

> >>

 

> >>

 

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