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I had a big massive row with this fat woman last night in the pub and i thought id let ya know. She walked past me and my mate, who were 100% steaming. when i clapped my hands together and said 'sherman!sherman!sherman!' - u wouldnt understand unless u have seen the nutty proffesor.this has been a private joke betweeen me, jem and fat people for a long time. She then turned round and stuck her big fat face in mine and started spitting on me profoundly when she was shouting. which was attractive. this even fatter man then came and pulled her away, then Jemma stood up stamped on here foot and ran out the pub - she always has some way to make a situation worse. unfortuantely i was pretty mashed and so i just stood there and stared at her, until some kind man came up to me and said 'i think u better bust-a-move' - i then thought this phrase was sooo funny and couldnt stop laughing (once again i was 'mashed' and so this man had to show me out, where jemma was stood on thr table spinning round and singing kylie 'im spinnign around..move out of my way..i know u feel it cos i like it like this, then doing that shagging in the air thing. it was quite a childish night but funny all the same...thought id share my night with u lot.

ps: we then got a taxi with someone called 'shammy' - which just topped off the night.

clubber with a passion

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i had really spicy indian food and did my laundry last nite

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