DUMB PEOPLE - Volume Two !!!

[CreamyC]

DUMB PEOPLE (Part 2)

 

Imagine the scene, you just got off a train, you are late for work as usual and you get into a poxy tiny little shite LU lift which stinks of piss and peoples armpits! You aint had any breakfast, you are tired and the lift just sits there!

 

So, ClubTheWorlders, I hear you shout, why is it just sitting there?

 

Well, I'll tell you!

 

Because some DUMBASS knobhead hasn't got to grips with the fact that the DOORS WILL NOT CLOSE until he moves his BIG FAT URANUS from the sensors that keep the doors open! Not only this but when we all stare at him for being an arse and and his persistance NOT to move it away from the doors he looks back as if to say why you looking at me?? Because you are being a thick twat! NOW MOVE!

[TidyTraxGrant]

LMAO, fuckin halfwit !

[Tara]

[camhillaus]

You just gotta tell em straight out Creamy.

[CreamyC]

Todays ARSE OF THE DAY goes to the knobski that decided he wanted to walk - sorry stand - on both sides of the escalator! London Underground make the effort to put signs up saying "Please Stand On The Right" but no, old fuckwit bollox wanted to stand across the whole dam thing! The thing is he wouldn't [censored] move, the rude bastard was holding up about 20 people! Tosser!

[CrashinCarey]

my knobmaster of the day is the guy on the dlr who stands right where the seats start and prevents the flow of people moving into the car so when i get in im pushed right next up to the guy who forgot to shower but remembered to put the shirt he wore yesterday on, and this knobster is actually able to find a deordorant that smells worse than b.o.